Fat Flight Attendants

I am sick of fat flight attendants. Seriously. How much bigger can they get? I understand some people have actual reasons they are fat other than eating too much, but this needs to be one situation where some sort of policy is put into place to hire smaller flight attendants. It is not cool when their big ol' butts hit me when they walk down the aisle. If you have to rotate your hips to fit between the seats then you are too damn big to work as a flight attendant. That should be the rule. A measurement system should be put into place and should be followed by the airlines. We police and regulate everything else on the airlines, so why not this? I'd be the first to say "Bravo" if an airline enacted such a policy and I would probably choose to fly with that airline whenever given a choice. My proposed measurement policy wouldn't even be that stringent - just that the width of their hips cannot exceed the distance between the seats in the aisle. Whatever happened to "hot" flight attendants? What happened to it being a glamorous job that all the beautiful young women wanted? That certainly isn't the case any more. They should pay more to attract more beautiful people so that I can enjoy my flights. What is happening to our country?!?!?!?! Howard Hughes is rolling over in his grave.