Recently there has been an obsession with cross-breeding poodles. People say they do this so that the dog doesn't shed. That's fine and all, but hell, I'd put up with the damn allergies before I EVER bought anything bred with a poodle. See, it is still a poodle. You still just bought one of the most effeminate dogs in the world. Poodles are annoying, neurotic, curly-haired, and they bite. Guess what? Your new designer dog will still do all of those things. But it won't shed. And you can walk that curly haired freak around your neighborhood and be proud. You are walking the gayest dog in the neighborhood for sure. So whether it is a Chi-Poo, Cockapoo, Schnoodle, Goldendoodle, Labradoodle, or Yorkipoo; your dog is still a dumb damn poodle. And don't tell me it is a pure-bred Goldendoodle or something stupid like that. A mixed breed is never pure-bred. It is a mutt that they are now trying to sell for $1000! See much logic in that? I sure as hell don't. But it won't shed, and that is the most important thing!
