Clowns

Clowns are creepy. I am not personally afraid of clowns, but many people understandably are. They dress up in funny outfits and wear a lot of makeup and big noses and wigs and weird hats and all that shit. I don't understand the fascination with clowns and why they seem to show up at kid's birthday parties. They are creepy sons of bitches and have no place in our society. Anyone who would want to be a clown is also creepy. They are probably just a failed stand-up comic or magician.