Individuals who have 2 First Names for their First Name and Last Name annoy me slightly less than those who have Unisex names. Those with a First Name for a Last Name are doomed so there is really nothing that can be done about this unless those people stop reproducing. So here is a list of some of the offending names, most of which are celebrities:
Ricky Bobby
Gary Baxter
Frank Thomas
George Brett
Hank Aaron
Nolan Ryan
Ron Paul
Bill Murray
Rick James
Chris Paul
Monday, January 28, 2008
Monday, January 14, 2008
If These Two Could Mate.......
If Lou Holtz and Reche Caldwell could somehow have a baby together, this is what it would look like........
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Baseball Writers of Moronica
Goose Gossage was elected to the Hall of Fame today. Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with Goose going into the Baseball Hall of Fame. In my opinion, he is deserving. I just want to know what happened. Why wasn't he elected in 2000, or 2001, or 2002, or 2003, or 2004, or 2005, or 2006, or 2007? Why was he elected in 2008? Did he unretire and record 30 saves this year that I don't know about? I didn't think so. In my opinion, if you are deserving of the Hall of Fame, you are deserving of the Hall of Fame. There are no in-betweens. If a writer votes for a guy the first year on the ballot, he should vote for him every year. If a writer doesn't vote for a guy, he should never vote for a guy. They didn't go out and magically get better stats or become more historically significant.
So my point is this. If a baseball player is good enough to be in the Baseball Hall of Fame, he is good enough the first year on the ballot and every subsequent year. He doesn't get better or worse. There is no need to elect a player every year and there is no need to limit the number of elections in a year.
So my point is this. If a baseball player is good enough to be in the Baseball Hall of Fame, he is good enough the first year on the ballot and every subsequent year. He doesn't get better or worse. There is no need to elect a player every year and there is no need to limit the number of elections in a year.
Friday, January 4, 2008
Message to ESPN, Fox, CBS, ABC, etc.....
What the hell are the requirements to be a sportscaster nowadays? It seems like you have to be an ex-player or ex-coach and that you can't have an original thought. You also shouldn't be able to speak coherently or know anything about the sport you are talking about.
It pains me to watch sports on TV because the announcers are awful. They don't know the rules and are guessing most of the time. They offer no valuable information whatsoever. It seems that any ex-player gets a free pass to be an idiot and a network will hire them. No matter how dumb they sound. They are taking jobs away from sports broadcasters who are actually good at what they do but don't have a famous face. Do these ex-players and ex-coaches actually need the money? The sports broadcasters who's jobs they are taking do. They weren't professional athletes making millions.
I could pick on a lot of different sportscasters but I figure I'll focus on one guy who pains me to watch and listen to. That diminutive man is Lou Holtz. I have no idea why he was hired. He will be 71 years old the same day that I am 25 years old, 2 days from now. He retired from football, can we please retire him from talking about football as well? He is a complete idiot. He looks retarded. When he talks it sounds like he has a lisp and a studder at the same time. It sounds like he is choking on his own saliva when he talks. Please get him off the air. Please develop some new job requirements that require your sportscasters have intelligent things to say and are articulate enough to say them.
Thursday, January 3, 2008
Tom Brady Knows Everything
“After that debacle of a game with Jessica being flashed on the screens during every play, Tom told Tony to put a stop to allowing Jess to come to games. Think about it: How often do you see Gisele [Bundchen] cheering Tom on?” said a friend of Brady’s.
Brady and Gisele have been dating for nearly a year, and according to a friend, even if the Patriots make the Super Bowl, “Gisele will likely know enough to keep away. Unlike Jessica, she realizes football is more than just a game, it’s his career.”
These quotes are hilarious. Tom thinks he knows everything now. Go back to BAHHHSTUN you dumb sonofabitch. Why should it bother you if some chick comes to a game. There are 70,000 fans in the stands. Deal with it. You are right, it is your career, so go out there and play the game and don't worry about who is there. I hope it is New England against Dallas in the Super Bowl and I hope Jessica Simpson comes to the game. Then I hope Tony Romo lights up your fahhkin team for 400 yards and 4 TDs. You think you know everything now don't you Tommy Brady? Here's some advice, only Bo knew everything.
Brady and Gisele have been dating for nearly a year, and according to a friend, even if the Patriots make the Super Bowl, “Gisele will likely know enough to keep away. Unlike Jessica, she realizes football is more than just a game, it’s his career.”
These quotes are hilarious. Tom thinks he knows everything now. Go back to BAHHHSTUN you dumb sonofabitch. Why should it bother you if some chick comes to a game. There are 70,000 fans in the stands. Deal with it. You are right, it is your career, so go out there and play the game and don't worry about who is there. I hope it is New England against Dallas in the Super Bowl and I hope Jessica Simpson comes to the game. Then I hope Tony Romo lights up your fahhkin team for 400 yards and 4 TDs. You think you know everything now don't you Tommy Brady? Here's some advice, only Bo knew everything.
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