Unisex Names are Gross

One of the things that pisses me off most in this world are unisex names, a given name that is often given to either a boy or a girl. Some countries require that a name be gender specific, unfortunately the US is not one of them. There is nothing more retarded than someone having a first name that you can't tell if they are a man or a woman. Parents, please get it together. You want your kid to be confused about his or her sexuality or gender, give him or her a unisex name. I'm not saying all of these names are bad, they are just generally bad for one sex while okay for the other. Following is a list of names from my own personal experience which have been used for both men and women that are stupid:

Adrian/Adrienne, Alex (nothing worse than this one, I don't care if it's short for something), Andy (girls who call themselves Andy are gross), Ashley (dudes, if your name is Ashley, head down to the courthouse right now and change it), Bernie (my hero's name, but not the best name for a chick, a pretty good name for a dog though), Bobby/Bobbi (nothing says white trash like Bobbi), Casey (I'm talking to you Indians 3rd baseman and you suck at hitting too), Chris (I don't have a problem with chicks named Christine, but please don't shorten it, don't call yourself Tini either, it's not cute), Courtney (like the 1st round draft pick of the Browns, if you are a dude and your name is Courtney, you are likely to be just as frail as Mr. Courtney Brown), Danny/Dani (don't call you girl named Danielle Dani please), Dana (could there be a worse name for a dude, Dana Barros???), Drew (this one is only okay for chicks that I hate like Drew Barrymore, oh yeah, I'll add her to the list), Hayden (it's not okay even if you are Darth Vader), Jamie, Joyce, Kendall (what a weird name), Kit (I was made aware that this was sometimes used as a shortened version of Christopher for males, my only question is WHY?!?!?), Kyle (nothing more gross than a chick named Kyle), Lindsay/Lindsey (my least favorite Detroit Piston Lindsey Hunter), Mel (it's a little weird to refer to a Melissa as Mel), Morgan (this one I could go either way on so let's just eliminate it completely), Payton/Peyton (what were you thinking Archie), Pat, Robin (wow), Ryan, Shannon (maybe that's why Shannon Brown sucks at basketball so much), Toby

***Disclaimer - this in no way means that I hate you if you have one of the above names, I am just merely pointing out that Unisex names are weird for comedic purposes and it is not intended to offend

Further Proof that Boston Fans are Homos

CC Sabathia won the Cy Young Award today and he deserved it. Since it was announced, all I've read and heard about it is that he didn't deserve it, everyone who says so is a Boston fan. What a bunch of spoiled punks, go listen to your Dave Matthews Band and enjoy your World Series trophy. You have to have everything, don't you??? CC was the better pitcher all year. The ONLY category that Josh Beckett was ahead of CC in was wins and that is because he played with a superior offense. CC had a higher percentage of quality starts, more strikeouts, and less walks. So much for him having better stats just because he threw more innings. One stretch during the season that defines that lack of run support is mentioned in the following excerpt:

The stretch that best defined his season came over 10 starts from July 24 through Sept. 28. Sabathia went only 4-3 in those 10 games, but he didn't allow more than two earned runs and never pitched fewer than six innings in any start. In the three losses, the Indians scored a total of two runs.

So Boston, shut your pie-holes and enjoy your old piece of shit green stadium and all of your winning sports teams. Let someone else win something for a change! Oh yeah, how about them Bruins??? Haha, bitches.